Duke Duke Duke Duke of Earl

[dukeofearl]

Wow, i come on the forum for the first time and ran right into that whole RV Yanks and CP thing thats goin on over there.....i like the fire, but where's the respect for RV???

Anyway, Im back like a recliner...I went to Ricky's camp today to have lunch with the guys and as i open my chicken cutlet with fresh mozzarella sandwhich i heard out of my left ear a little kid asking higgy, "where's coach lutz??? i haven't seen him in an hour." .............. Ey Higgy, when u get a chance check the grammar on that last thing i quoted there, not sure if the question marks should come after hour or lutz.....gimme a holla back on that. im still pissing out corona's and miller lite's from friday, i havent been right since that day, we took'em down like the towers those beers. Back on the forum, nuthin better than that, it's like a sore rod u can't beat it!!!!!!!!!!!

so RV and CP.....the next new rivavlry maybe huh??? thats the way it goes, i could smell the bad blood....my money is on RV no disrespect to CP and KT my buddy....

Lex u f**k, when i see u im gonna knock ya teeth out yankees are going down like 4 flat tires tonight, boston got the early win like expected, Aaron Boone struck out in the 9th that piece of shit, he stepped in shit just like the yankees did back in the day with those World Series they pulled out of their asses. There was no competiton in the league for the yankees all those years but now the teams in the league can compete with that asshole steinbrenner.................LETS GO RED SOX........f**k THE YANKEES NEW YORK SKANKEES

[dukeofearl]

i was reading the message i posted and i noticed the substituions for instance Dik means rod now and the symbols are riding with words like fuk so i wanna learn the system pardon me while i do this:

f**k,rod,vag,motherf**ker,asshole,vag,skank,skank,biatch,shit,weinersucker

[dukeofearl]

oh, sorry i forgot......

Luca Petrocelli aka The Duke#21

[Farbone]

weinersucker???

[Numba35]

Luca,

Where the Henny at?

#35

[RooKie21]

Luca,
Your scared of me!!!!! LoL!!! B!tch Ass!!!! You my boy son!!!!!

[dukeofearl]

whats up jesse......glad to see u learned how to type in school.......

ey, u and ur cousin juan are on a roll this year stat wise...he is the reason why our team era is 1.55 without him it would be 0.00 then the most horrific swings i've ever seen in baseball came from ur 4 at bats in hackensack....i've seen better swings in parks and also, the last pitcher u faced is some guy we picked up that was fishing for eel in the river before the game and he dominated u.....lol

and take that first win of the season and run with it cause teaneck stars couldnt hit sand if they fell off a camel.........i love it

[dukeofearl]

juan is on the phone right now telling me how he almost got arrested, stating that the cop pulled him over and told him he had a warrant out for arrest not knowing his father of the same name was the actual one with the warrrant. WOW

this stuff is unbelievable, troast out on top tonight good job fellaz, and if people dont start posting posts on this motherf**ker i will soon make my exit......THATS RIGHT, I AM GIVING EARLY RETIREMENT THREATS.....thats the way it goes jabroni!!!!!!!!!!

BREAKING NEWS: juan comes thru with another phone stating HE GOT PULLED OVER AGAIN, TWICE IN THE MATTER OF A HALF HOUR, sucks to puerto rican huh.....this time it was all about the tail lights, he said his tail lights are illegal, i told him to take a ride around the block and go for a third time and make a run for it when the lights come on......YOU KNOW ghost ride the vehicle and run up the block...............................................................................

THE DUKE.....HOLLA AT ME BABY BOY

[RamapoValley]

Good to see you back, I hear you saved Lutz when he could not avoid the fence that attacked him at first base.

Who would have known that there are secret passages into the emergency room. Jumping past all the gunshot victims, making sure Ricky won't miss an at bat. Duke the Medic to the rescue.

[2gunzup]

Duke,
what the f**k is up with yur boy juan?
how is his tendon doing 2day?
way to fake an injury after almost killing half of no. haledon.
keep up the ice 20 min on 20 min off
DeMenna is gunna get you an MRI on tuesday

diamonds in da rough niggaz

[RooKie21]

Luca, Luca, Luca!!! ;D
my cousin juan isn't puerto rican u dumb f**k....lol....he's a f**kin CUBAN!!!! not like it makes it that much better!!! im not surprised that he got pulled over twice in one night....i would pull his ass over too just for bein ugly!.......as for u biatch boy....damn right we'll take that win from u guys....cause u SUCK!!!! lol how many people did u walk that first inning?? hmmm....i say u should call Kansas City........LoL..... as for my swing...hey lol have u seen my stats?.....no playin time homie.....and when i do get a chance to play....my ass has been just sittin around doin nothin!.....no excuses though....i'll say it myself...my swings that night were horrible....but we'll see if things change and i get some more ab's....i say we take this to the field me and u.....lets see if that fastball is still up there like it use to be back at Hackensack High???.....Holla at me Son!!!!!! oh yea and after i smack you around the park..... i'll pop the bottle of henney!!!!!LOL
You my boy SoN!!!!! Fat ASS!!!!

[dukeofearl]

i love it DUKE THE MEDIC....LMAO
sometimes u gotta pull strings in certain situations specially for my boy Rick....what an experience for the nurses, unbelievable, i'd bet Scotts sons nutts that they never had a patient like him before in there lives.

Jesse u still talkin? i'll make a deal with you, if im pitching against teaneck which i probably wont be, ill put on a right handed glove and toss to you left handed so you have a chance. Maybe we should put a mirror behind the pitcher to see the reason why you have to playing time, maybe that way you could get a good look at that swing of yours....your coach probably hates you, if i were him u would be doing straight beer runs....lmao

the duke aka duke the medic aka duke the puppet master aka duke of earl aka lil bro

holla at me early

[RooKie21]

Blah Blah Blah....ur prob right my coach prob doesn't like me very much....lol..... but hey i bet ur coach isn't to happy with u.......being ur the reason we have that "W" against you and the Troast!!!... Thanks for all the freebies that game!!!! Gotta Love It!!! Maybe if you stop drinking the Henney and Stop eatin all those meatballs! you might be able to bring that fat leg around and acutally finish the pitches!!!!

(Comet Pride!!!! LoL!)
Holla at the rooK!

[dukeofearl]

jesse, this is my last reply to you because u have the ability of a handicap....how u got into this league, i dont know.....but dont ever try to talk me down baseball wise cause i accomplished in 1/3 of an inning more than u accomplished in your so called career if u wanna call it a career. And as for the walks against The Almighty Teaneck Stars, no excuses but it was my first time throwing in a year so chances were that i wasnt going to be around a strike zone......but great ballplayers like u would try to throw a no no ur first game back, i just try to get some work in....anyway, i moved on and put it past me like i should.....Oh yea, and next time i see u im gonna hand u a rope cause whoever sits bench for THE ALMIGHTY TEANECK STARS should commit suicide.....I'd bat 4th on that team, u kidding me.....and when the playoffs start, u can call me for a ride to come check us out open round 1.....u couldnt hold my jock and im the reason why you wear ur number 21.....ur one of my fans, maybe i can sign a game ball for u next time we play or maybe u can "hit the ball" not "get a hit" but "hit the ball" cause your swing is a HORROR SHOW, I SEEN BETTER CUTS UNDER A BANDAID...........enjoy this post cause this is the last u will ever recieve from me, and do me a favor take off that number 21 cause ur embarrasing it.

THE DUKE OF EARL #21

[dukeofearl]

LEX CAN U PLEASE TELL THIS KID TO STOP